First of all, I don't give a crap about a number. Unless it is money, page views have nothing to do with what kind of an artist you are because for one, half the artists known in the world became something after death!

You are saying, stupid bitch, you don't even have page views yourself. Ah, but I'm a half-psychologist, so I have validity in my words. Read on, mofos. (male on female on sofas?)

So I've been wrong all along. The way to first get pageviews when you are new and unknown-- is to attract the females. Why? Because if you look at it this way, the females are probably the ones to look at the artwork and comment more. Guys don't really give comments, much like how they keep their feelings to themselves, and for one, guys look at sexy hot pics, no offense and how embarrassing is it to comment, eh? Unless they are saying something like, "Uh yea, that necklace really just sinks right there between her breasts... Wonderful photograph..." Drools~

How do you attract these females? With hot guys of course!

1) You draw or take a picture of a very hot guy, so hot you want to pounce at the screen, claw at his clothes, and have his babies. What works is your own hot rendition of a known character, be it Orlando Bloom or Rain/Bi or some anime character, possibly a yaoi master because we have all these perverted teens out there going oH my god, I love Yaoi! I love Porn! I don't care about consequences such as unwanted pregnancies and STDs~

2) You Upload a lot of good looking men/pictures.

See both these pointers are very hard to fulfill because why? YOU Can't draw well! What do you do?

I'm sorry... Great art takes time and practice. And skills and not to mention a certain sense. There are some people who can try all they want and still can't draw, much like singing and dancing. This has to do with your brain and how it works (or how it doesn't work, losers)

3) Then you throw in a BUSTY Girl. Time to satisfy 'em fanboys. You will have some wanna-be bisexuals say, wow, that's hot. Nice body... Yea, it works. You also get the page views because now Joe Shmoe can look at a 2-D hottie, and dang, boy won't be lonely tonight!

4) Finally, you stop reading these bullsh*t drawings and actually go draw/upload something and wait for the pageviews to pour in... Sorry guys, but it really is up to you in the end... Comment like crazy, but come on, stop whoring yourselves or acting like, I'm not worthy...

If by now you don't realize I'm a hypocrite and this is actually a ploy to get pageviews myself, you really should get an MRI of your brain and see if your intelligence is worthy of a monkey's, k?

Ciao!

Nummyz~

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